okay seriously if you’re in a relationship or even a friendship and you find yourself spending more time crying out of sadness or arguing with them, leave them. i don’t care if they’re a modern day aphrodite/adonis or a gift bestowed upon you by the gods. toxic people are dangerous and i highly advise cutting them out of your life and finding someone who makes you laugh until you snort your drink out your nose instead.
"My friends call me Meg. At least they would if I had any friends."
SO MUCH YES TO THIS GIF
if you shame girls about their breast size i will push you into traffic
"Who’s flat now?"
whos flat now
"I told the truth on my job application about my past drug use, and they sent me a letter saying I didn’t meet their standards of integrity."
Do twins have the same sized dick?
Both reactions work